I just hope this election doesn’t come down to dimpled chodes. It feels like the MAGA camp will have a distinct advantage there. #vote2020 #Biden #BidenHarris2020 #chode

Starting to look like Donald Trump got Schlonged by Joe and Kamala...#BidenHarrisLandslide2020

Any stripclub that also has a shed on its property is bad news

Feels like Martin Sheen was just thrown off a roof

Polio epidemic times make tough kids Tough kids make good times Good times make polio free kids Polio free kids ban vaccines

Did you say “Thank you” even once, JD Vance?

I wish the subway had cup holders. I think I might have to write a letter to the MTA about that...

Is #LOTI a thing already? Because if it isn't, it means Laughing On The Inside, and I just invented it. #trademark #neologism #boatsandhoes

When did chewy Sprees become the default Spree?

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙖. |-/ Carter Wilkerson Honestly has gotten way more RTs than we expected.

My iPhone must know I’m a man, because it just autocorrected to “spitting” when I typed the word “spotting”. #autocorrect #FthePatriarchy