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I saw #NightmareAlley two days ago & still thinking about it. Another great film that for some reason few people are going to see. Beautifully crafted, challenging, disturbing film that deserves to be seen on a big screen. One of Del Toro's best (much better than Shape of Water)

Juwanna Mann.

Is there a more disgusting ad slogan than "finger lickin' good"?

Just tell the Ottawa police that the truckers are defending old growth forest. That'll get them arrested immediately. #OttawaPoliceFailed

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Yes. We all agree that you're all a bunch of assholes. #TruckersGoHome #FluTrucksKlan

Ash: Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah. -Army of Darkness

Every time Tucker Carlson laughs, a kitten gets herpes.

"Rob Schneider breaks down his most iconic characters." Hey GQ, shouldn't that be "character"? I didn't know there were so many levels to the "making copies" guy.

Boy, tomorrow's #wordle is a real doozy... #wordlewar3

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JarJar is an annoying idiot but not a prick. Threepio is a huge douche, he's in 10 of the movies and an animated series acting like a ponce. And why are the rebels running around with a fucking protocol droid? He can't hold a blaster or even strangle someone. Useless bag of shit.

This greedy, stupid old motherfucker is going to get us all killed. I've been saying that at random since the day I was born and just once I wish it wasn't relevant.

Maybe this whole 'everyone picks the one person who has the power to kill everyone' system isn't really working out as well as we'd hoped.

The joke that got Chris Rick slapped was probably written by Bruce Vilanch.

Chris Rock’s face has some fresh prints. #chrisrockwillsmith

The second most painful moment at the #Oscars had to be that embarrassing Pulp Fiction reunion bit.

Dylan Rhymer: Macrodose DROPS May 17 on 800 lb Gorilla Records! Get dosed!

My new album MACRODOSE lands today on 800lb Gorilla Records! Get your dose here: 800pgr.lnk.to/MacrodoseTW #comedy #standupcomedy #WeedLovers #vancouvercomedy #Canada #LSD #90s #haha

dylanrhymer.com #LittleMermaid #Disney