Dylan Johnstone-Morris (@dylanhjm) 's Twitter Profile
Dylan Johnstone-Morris

@dylanhjm

Sommelier, but, like, not in a wanky way. Head Somm at Julie’s Restaurant in West London. Judge at the International Wine Challenge & the Sommelier Wine Awards.

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Upcoming tax changes on wine are punitive, unnecessary, and, above all, extremely complex. The Government refused to listen to the industry and assumed that they knew better. They don’t. Prices will skyrocket, not least because of the added layers of red tape. A total mess.

Upcoming tax changes on wine are punitive, unnecessary, and, above all, extremely complex. The Government refused to listen to the industry and assumed that they knew better. They don’t. Prices will skyrocket, not least because of the added layers of red tape. A total mess.
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No amount of puritanical handwringing or punitive duty increases will solve this. We need a holistic, health-based approach to excessive consumption, not to drive prices higher and higher whilst self-righteously telling everyone how disgusting they are. theguardian.com/society/2025/f…

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[browsing azealia banks' tweets] that's a very funny and insightul critique of a contemporary popstar... that too... mmm... actually no i don't think that race of people are descended from rats

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Something so hideously, unutterably grotesque about summoning Zelensky to Washington just to berate him for meeting with Kamala Harris and for failing to kiss the ring sufficiently. Zelensky's people are being massacred and all Trump/Vance care about is praise and ego. Sickening.

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The funniest thing about this is that in the real world if the bus comes a few minutes late, you text your boss and they’re like “okay no worries”

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my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it