The Leafs are the Chicago Cubs of the NHL.

"The Leafs are a few pieces away from winning a Stanley Cup!" The pieces:

I actually think these Team Canada jerseys are pretty awesome, if the goal was in fact to evoke the singular grandeur of a puckered butthole.

Yeah, wtf who's gonna tie my skates..and toss me the fuckin clear tape...and hold my spitter? Gonna miss that rookie asshole Setoguchi

Take her upstairs and show her your boner

hbd to me 🎉

If I don't tell you how my dump went, we're probably not that good of friends.

Fuck Nick Kypreos

Hey Dan Byslma, you're not Herb Brooks..

My boyfriend should win a medal or something for being able to tolerate me.

My little sister @jesshannan_ is 19 today, so happy birthday! But you still have to DD when i ask please

When your team starts a fight and you want no part of it pic.x.com/HiCQJLnYSd

The Hamilton Tiger-Cats have lent their Canadian flag to the Ottawa REDBLACKS to use at tonight's game. We are all #CanadaStrong

Trade Phaneuf

I sent a text to Sven Baertschi saying congrats on getting 2 points last night, he said thanks, congrats on your goal and I said thanks.

In case you missed last night's #Leafs game - here's a re-cap of what happened.

I'd like to thank my neighbours whos cars are stuck and blocking my street for this Monday off work