me in a walkable neighborhood going to the grocery store to pick up two missing ingredients for dinner and not a single thing more

Matt Rife is Mac Demarco for girls who collect those Stanley cups and i will not explain further

Coded car play/installed a wifi antenna/fixed my exhaust/tints. Big week for the ol F22

Can someone ID this fun little guy that was in my driveway this morning?

My European clients are dope. So nice, so chill, yet they’re all more productive than any US clients.

I’m dealing with ~10 different clients rn and I’ve been using an AI meeting note taker. Shit is game changing, it transcribes the meetings, provides summaries, action item lists. A life saver for someone with dog shit memory

Oppenheimer was long as fuck but understandable since Christopher Nolan dedicated the first 45 minutes of the movie to Florence Pugh’s tiddies and informing us how much dick ol Oppy was slinging.

I hand wired so much shit today

Google maps is vicious for suggesting cutting through queensbridge p’s as a valid route for getting to the train lmao

Adderall and an ibuprofen tackling the hangover i got from drinking 4 margaritas (i am washed)

Discovering heated blankets at 30 feels like the perfect time, but i still wish it happened sooner.

Made my therapist visibly cringe this morning. Feels good going into Wednesday with a 1-0 lead

Big weekend for the ol lady

thanking God for not being born like this

I miss Govindaw

The coolest way I’ve ever been flirted with was this girl telling me she went to the stupid fucking retard factory and everybody knew me

There is a visceral satisfaction to a little kid ogling my car and doing the “rev it!” hand motion out the window to me.

Who knew all it took to feel invincible was pushing my testosterone outside of the reference range 👀

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