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Ian Dyck

@dycktionary

Girl dad x3. I lead Partner Enablement @Shopify. Negotiating reality via collaborative storytelling. Tweeting on behalf of my brain.

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The entire French alphabet sounds like someone guessing, trying to make English letters sound French until you get to Y and it’s just “ee-grec”. WTF France?

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I’m happy to share that I’m continuing to navigate the Shopify career jungle gym, taking on a new position as Global Partner Enablement Lead. Our partners are a vitally important part of our and our merchants' success, I feel privileged to take on this role to better serve them.

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Uber One, stop trying to be a thing. Anyone getting takeout at the frequency required for this to make financial sense, did you know the grocery store sells the same thing for way cheaper and you just have to assemble it yourself?

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As far as I can tell, the whole "woke" v "free thinker" dichotomy comes down to ones ability to feel empathy for those outside of their lived experiences. Those incapable of this find it so implausible that someone could, that they think those who can are lying/virtue signalling.

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Don’t want to be alone with my own thoughts but also tired of everyone else’s thoughts and also everything on Netflix. Please advise

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I really hope AI’s inability to render images of humans eating spaghetti is an immutable gap they can never overcome. “You say you’re human eh?….you know the rules, draw me a picture of Will Smith enjoying a spaghetti dinner.”