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David W Giffen

@dwgiffen

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calendar_today06-08-2013 18:09:17

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Moving depleted my wardrobe and I needed a scarf, so my daughter ordered keffiyehs for all of us. My son and I were having our pictures taken for our church directory, and the scarves arrived just in time to wear for that … on May The Fourth!
I guess some Force was at work.😉

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In the first of today’s pair of repeated Castle cop/comedy murder mysteries, one person of interest is named… Lucas!
What a coincidence!
Tomorrow is May The Fourth (be with you).
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️❗️
Happy Star Wars Day everyone!

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In one of my disasters* I lost half a dozen “fake” books. As I browsed looking for replacements, I found one cleverly named “The Real Book”.

*It has been suggested that a disaster is merely a harbinger of catastrophe.

In one of my disasters* I lost half a dozen “fake” books. As I browsed looking for replacements, I found one cleverly named “The Real Book”. *It has been suggested that a disaster is merely a harbinger of catastrophe.
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“The Winter carol
Bare branches brushed a star
No words were spoken
But one guitar
Could play a love song
And listen to your eyes
And think they echoed
It’s plaintive sighs…”

Somehow you’ve sparked a memory from sixty years ago of singing this song that no one would ever hear.

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These kind men saw a baby dolphin caught in netting and saved its life 🥹

Be kind to all living things
❤️❤️❤️

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When I say my name has two F’s as in Freddy I mean Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare On Elm Street, 1984 / Wes Craven (1939-2015).
When Craven was himself in the Castle 2013 episode Scared To Death
it was almost as good as having Stephen Hawking (1942-2018) on The Big Bang Theory.

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We returned from Tim Horton’s with soup, sandwiches and doughnuts,
so I had to say, that’s two
bowls, a bag and a box.
That ought to make anyone who is fond of vocalized labial consonants really happy.
😆

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One day in 1963, as a twisting gravel road led me back south from Camp He Ho Ha on Isle Lake (Alberta), what looked like a great grey owl decided to show me just how great he was by spreading his wings all the way across the windshield of my Rambler American. 😱

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Johnny Cash sang Shel Silverstein’s “A boy named Sue” at San Quentin in 1969. Our youth choir from Edmonton did “It’s a long road to freedom” by Sister Miriam Therese Winter at a jail near Victoria in 1970. They loved it. Sorry to say I’ve only sung for prisoners two other times.

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Tiny heroes still deserve to be recognized. 🦸‍♂️

Here, we spotlight the damsel bug.

Damsel bugs prey on aphids, caterpillars, lygus bugs, and more.

If you see adults, avoid using broad-spectrum insecticides.

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