No weatherman should be born to suffer this way. Please show these weathermen that you care.

Samuel is a weatherman who nobody cares about, since nobody goes outside anymore. youtube.com/watch?v=oyB4ny…

North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un is rumored to be in poor health after undergoing cardiovascular surgery. North Korea released a statement saying it’s not true, and shared this photo as proof.

The United States Senate approved a $480 billion relief package to help small businesses during Coronavirus. Just in case things get worse, Nancy Pelosi put aside $200 million for the Haagen Daaz.

President Trump announced he will suspend immigration to the United States until after the Coronavirus pandemic. As a result, Democrats are calling him xenophobic for not giving immigrants the opportunity to get sick.

Neiman Marcus will file for bankruptcy this week. To clear their inventory, everything in the store will be marked down to $5,000.

United Airlines reported a $2.1 billion loss this quarter. They plan to turn things around by adding two more peanuts to every complimentary bag.

The first meteor shower of the season is underway right now, the Lyrid meteor shower. In keeping with CDC guidelines, the meteors will stay six feet apart.

A company is charging wealthy folks in East Hampton up to $5,000 to have Coronavirus tests given in their own homes. And for $10,000, they’ll poison your spouse so that you can marry the tennis coach.

Richard Gere welcomed a new baby boy at the age of 70. The actor says he can’t wait for his son to grow up and keep him from wandering off the property.

It’s being reported that because of the #coronavirus, many high school seniors are skipping college. Instead, they'll go directly to their parents’ basements, where they’ll stay for the rest of their lives.

A study showed that Americans may be suffering from ‘quarantine fatigue.’ Symptoms include a pulsating right hand and an immense sense of pleasure, followed by relaxation, followed by guilt. #Quarantine

Still no word if Kim Jong Un is alive or dead. Rumor has it he may be binge-watching North Korea's hit reality show.

Warm weather drove thousands of Americans outside this weekend to enjoy open spaces, like parks, for the first time in months. To celebrate the occasion, Park City Magazine released this photo of everything you need to enjoy your day in the sun.

On Memorial Day, we generally do two things. 1. Remember those who died serving our great country. 2. Drink until we cannot remember what day it is.

Don’t worry everyone the looting will end soon. All these people with new 65” TV’s will eventually Netflix and chill. #protests2020

Surprise Motherfucker. He’s back. #Dexter

Trump Considered Bringing Hunter Biden’s Crack Dealer As Guest To Debate dlvr.it/Rk82VK

What if jack and Trump were best friends? Full sketch at youtu.be/g4XdWmDEPzA

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