Liam and Alison have been bonking all night, but in the morning, she still hides her tits. #CodeOfSilence

Well it's taken Liam long enough to figure Alison out... This is a four-parter, stretched out across six episodes... #CodeOfSilence

I don't hold out much hope for Alison's performance review at her bar job... #CodeOfSilence

That deaf guy so has the hots for Alison, but she likes the bad boys.... #CodeOfSilence

Gordon thinks The Lion King was set in Antarctica... Gordon is a moron... #tippingpoint

DVDfever.co.uk 💙 👏👏

Paul Sinha: "Jaws 3 in 3D was the worst cinematic experience of my life". My equivalent was seeing Paul Sinha live. Had more laughs at my Mum's funeral. #TheChase

Jane appeared in a Blossoms video. I once bumped into the brilliant Tom Ogden from Blossoms, and his lovely wife took the picture. Their labrador is gorgeous, and reminds me of Sue, the one from my childhood. #TheChase

Q: What part of a car has sidewalls and shoulders? Lisa: Wings. #TheChase

Dislike. Stephen Yaxley Lennon / Tommy Robinson has a tiny wang, like 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿The Sniper🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧. #c4news

"It's not finish". The owner on #TheHotelInspector reminds me of M. Lafayette in my French text books at school.

People pay £10.50 for a bloody pancake?! #thehotelinspector

Judith on #DestinationX. Sweet like chocolate 😋

Spanish bullfighter Manuel Maria Trindade, 22, killed. Of all the videos that should be shot in landscape, but no, some dumbo shoots in portrait. #bullfighting #Oopsy