always the mermaid never the mer

if you think you're having a bad day a fox broke into my flat last night and stole a load of shoes

every womenswear brand be like

i can't explain why but i hate these floor lamps more than just about anything else in the world

Don’t forget to turn your clocks back tonight if you want them to be set to the wrong time

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Awakening from my Twitter hibernation to say I really, really hated Dune

Design concept: box of Maldon that doesn’t piss salt out of the bottom corner

Nothin personnel kid

My girlfriends cat comes into the living room every night and sits like this Each of these pictures are taken on a different evening

Instagram stories on Christmas are a great way to see who has been hiding being a massive Tory

lol

Progress pic

The third rule of fight club is to have fun and try your best

Wordle has really brought the family together and got us talking

My biggest secret is that when I was 10 I begged mum to buy me an Eminem CD in Morrisons but when I got home and listened the lyrics were so violent that I cried and made her return it

I'm worthy enough to follow my dreams and manifest my desires. I am abundant in my finances, in happiness, and in love.

Spoke to Farfetch about lovely shoes. Give it a read here if ya like farfetch.com/uk/style-guide…

Okay but what does that have to do with Get Lucky

You know my favorite thing about the queen dying? Like it feels like a death it feels like a real like go to funeral because the queens dead