We Hallmarked it up again. Get ready to have your heart warmed by mk Kolter Bouchard Starknet 🦇 @mauragrierson Chris Bundas casey-jo loos and more in this new family classic.

'This is absolutely the best possible time to release 500 stories about myself every day for a week' - Jada Pinkett Smith

My new microwave has that 'freshly opened electronics' smell so every time I heat something up the kitchen smells like hot Nintendo.

(eddie vedder voice)

My entire life I thought this was pickleball. Apparently this isn't pickleball? If it's not pickleball what is it then

Are You Afraid of the Dark novelization covers were the original YouTube thumbnails.

Instagram just making sure you fact check that #MondayMotivation

'Hope you're doing well' : when you are too polite to ghost someone but you still want to keep them at arms length.

March the fourth be with you

This is the peak boredom app. If you open this guy up and start checking distances between random objects around you it is time to put your phone down.

Yeah they definitely are

Van Halen voice:

♪ Walkin' with the Devil ♪

What a year. I almost died in a bog, finally visited the Ontario Place trail for the first time, and went to a Pitbull concert - all in the same day.

Mr. Brightside, but make it Insane Clown Posse. Dusty Lalas tried it. Woop woop.

The most polite of conversation stoppers.

A very important parable for these trying times 🙏 always keep your eyes open 👀 the keys to success are all around you 🙌

My opening line when I talk to girls at the bar.

Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Here is an ode to the greatest weekend anthem of all time, as it might be done by your favourite alternative artists vis a vis Dusty Lalas

Need to tell the annoying neighbourhood kids it’s called a sideWALK not a sideRUN. 😡

If you want to eat at a Michelin Star restaurant in the Toronto area I recommend this one. Yum.