Doing my best to get the right vibe out there today by listening to nothing but this on repeat all day. youtu.be/BlIREcAu0PI?si…

Nothing would bring me more joy than having to watch the wet sack of shit looking cunt Elon have to power through an embarrassing loss of his boy Donald. Fuck all politicians but fuck Trump way more. Cunt.

Thumb Cramps - Jeff It, We’ll Do It Live! With special guest scary ruby innes! Jan 23, Nighthawks Bar, $15. Tickets on sale now. Ticket link in replies. See you soon, gamers.

cant believe this sold out before i could even retweet it LMAO

A wonderful drawing of me and my best friend Jackson Baby by Bec Petraitis. We have never looked better.

Happy Birthday The GameCube. You were the first console I bought with my own money and also the first console I got called a pussy for having. Landmark moments.

Thumb Cramps is doing their second ever* first ever* live show on Jan 22, 2025 with scary ruby innes. There’s only 15 tickets left already, ticket link in replies!!!

My ass fucked up. I'm trapped at the Silent Hill Thirsty Camel. Uh oh.

Alexei has lived my dream

you are just mad because you are angry

I dunno why Uber drivers apologize when they answer their phone. I love when they’re on the phone, vibes go through the roof, be on the phone more!!!

full quote is even funnier, godspeed guys keep up this energy

Sorry for doing this to you Letterboxd and also sorry to my brain. I may never recover.

I was very brave and saw the movie #Kraven four times in one day and it was maybe poisonous to my brain im thinking. youtu.be/o0SS9NGjhQw?si…

My 2025 new year’s resolution is to become way worse.

every Australian by law should get to kick you in the head

ICYMI: Last week Joel Duscher from Thumb Cramps and scary ruby innes had a long chat about the Switch 2 Direct, which you can find on YouTube in a neat package!

ep 6 of The Agonies ✨ Follow-up Appointment With The Masturbation Oracle with Jackson Baby & Joel Duscher is up now and it is heavily testicle themed! we discuss the “good” brand of prosthetic balls, putting pills into raviolis and getting cancer from being kicked by a pig