I long for the old days, when I was little, and during hurricane season, I didn’t know what SWB New Orleans was.

Two days after Katrina, Blockbuster charged me for DVDs that were sitting in flood waters. I’d like them to come back just to go bankrupt again.

Truck making loud noise below my office window. Car alarm going off for 15 minutes. Read about me on the news.

I hate everyone. The end.

I'll take "NO" for $500 Alex

It's one of those days

It was open?

I wouldn’t want to get caught at a Coldplay concert period. Someone once described them as the Bread of the 2000’s. That’s a disservice to Bread.

“I like Coldplay” is right up there with “Rise Up” as things I would say to let you know I’m being held against my will.

Listening to Lutheran kids walking down the street and singing and want to do a “Where are they now?” where they return to New Orleans without chaperones in 10 years, drinking hand grenades, smoking Marlboros and exposing themselves on balconies.

WYES can make bank off the PBS defunding by having the Peggy and Errol Dancing Heads Variety Hour weekly

Winner

Dear opposing counsel, next time just name your pleading Memorandum to Whine to the Court About Meaningless Crap so the court doesn't have to read it

Guess her pronouns were lion/lioness

Scumbags stole ⁦Russell's Marina Grill⁩ vintage sign

ADHD brain reading my timeline as the Prince of Badger is gone. Honey of Darkness?

Got the only one

Tasted like Secretary Kennedy made them change something. Not good.

I like how the traffic lights are all friends. “Tulane and Broad, you back? I got you bro. Canal and Broad, out.”

I've been sleeping with our HR Director for more than 20 years, and no one's going anywhere. Particularly not a Coldplay concert.