theDunnonator (@dunstan26520717) 's Twitter Profile
theDunnonator

@dunstan26520717

Tennis daddy, muso, dad joke officianado

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calendar_today03-02-2021 03:42:42

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Simon Grindrod (@simonpgrindrod) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s is perhaps appropriate that our Parliament is now held in a big tent - similar to other circuses. 🇿🇦🎪🤡 #Budget

theDunnonator (@dunstan26520717) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Nothing worse than having the perfect set up, executing and it goes exactly where you want, and then you get cold feet from all the times you saw your profits dissappear so you pull the trigger and lock in a tiny profit... only to see it go ALL...THE...WAY.

theDunnonator (@dunstan26520717) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One of the coolest things about being a music teacher is having a drum kit readily available for times like when I have spam callers calling me. I gladly place them on speaker phone and play the intro to Judas Priest #painkiller right in their earhole.

theDunnonator (@dunstan26520717) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What if when you die you instantaneously continue in an alternate universe oblivious to the fact that you died in another. Would explain ghosts and deja vu and the countless near death experiences I've had (or at least thought I had) #death #alternateuniverse #ghost #dejavu

Simon Grindrod (@simonpgrindrod) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ironic. A bunch of politicians who would never be employed in actual jobs in the real world are responsible for creating unemployment for millions. 🇿🇦

John Baloyi (@dijosti) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Correctional Services Minister Pieter Groenewald has made a groundbreaking proposal that has eluded the ANC for many years. Foreign nationals in SA prisons must be deported to their home countries to serve their sentences there to decongest our prisons and save money.

Simon Grindrod (@simonpgrindrod) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One brave soul exposing the rotten core of the ANC at his own risk is worth a million National Dialogues. Period. 🇿🇦 #GeneralMkhwanazi

Lynette Engelbrecht (@lynette_sa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

R60 000 up front, R100 000 regularly and a guaranteed tender through any contractor of your choosing. And all you have to do is report positively about them? It’s a good deal. I’m afraid many of us would have folded.

Mukesh Kumar (@ermukeshkv) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Adam Carolla Kamil Majchrzak reunited with the young fan who had his hat snatched at the US Open. A wholesome ending to the story ❤️ This is what sportsmanship is all about. 🙌 Protect this man! 🥹

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A week into her new job, “SA’s top social worker” Sizakele Magangoe blew more than R1m on a trip to New York at taxpayers’ expense, staying at one of Manhattan’s priciest hotels for more than two weeks and spending almost R200,000 on her flight. timeslive.co.za/sunday-times/n…