If I was dating a lawyer I'd post a picture of us with the caption 'The club isn't the best place to find a lover so the bar is where I go'

Kuna maboi wanapenda madame na kuna maboi wanapendwa na madame, wewe uko wapi?

Bro these people abducting us have kids,are you thinking what I am thinking ?

Baridi kidogo bulb zote kwa ploti zishaturn blue

This is not the "when I grow up" yenye niliorder nikiwa mdogo 😂😂

Nimepanda mat na wasee wa kayole nikaskia wamesema "cheza na panty , kumbe ina maanisha donda shukisha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s the baby for me 😂😂😂

Msidhani ni mvua ni mapilots tunasweat juu ya venye zimeshika

Si Kwa ubaya lakını Kama nakujua wachana na TikTok, sijafurahia

Wale wote mtakao shiriki tendo la ndoa Leo nawaombea mimba 🙏😂

Kunieka hickey nikama kuniambia nitembee na maua.

Ukieza amua kufanya vile wakadinali husema kwa ngoma zao huezi kaa 1 hr kama hujapigwa risasi ya kichwa.

Ndio kuamka nikiongozwa na kiburi, hasira na chuki.

Am realizing i talk to three people everyday and one of them is me ☹️🥲🥲

Watu hutumia 'y'all' na 'ain't' hujiona black americans sana when we know y'all ain't

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Tuongee tushaandikwa...🙌

Wameanza kujiita miss independent 😂😂

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I agree 💯%. 😂😂😂