I need to start bringing my binoculars out in the woods with me

Dan Reeder playing

first degree burger

Played dnd yesterday and both my players were trying to get laid in a tavern and were successful. First time I’ve rolled for dick size in a dnd game.

She on my Laura till I loom’er

Squirrels actin particularly suicidal this afternoon

Remember what they took from me

Does anyone know if it’s still okay to do this?

Gon is a cougar hunter hell yeah lil bro

Happy national big fat piss baby day

Just went and asked 3 coworkers who got blood all over in the break room before taking off my glove and realizing it was me

Ouch. My wenor.

Hmmmm. Lemme stink on that and get back to you…

thinking, for no particular reason, about the unfilmed ending of the original novel, in which the power to alter reality just by wishing gradually robs Bastian of his humanity and all his memories and renders his existence meaningless

My head hurts, my feet stink, and i dont love jesus.

Any plumbers ever call themselves “Poo Collar Workers”? I would if I was one.

Who up filling gaps