Omg might have to

Mum: "what, are you going to like.. go see Oasis for the rest of your life?" Me: YH PLZ

In Buenos Aires, got a massive blister on my foot, had to put a period pad on my sandal for cushion and that was the moment I ran into Noely G 👍

noel: this one's for the ladies

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Gem & Andy remembered me from the Beady Eye days and Gem said I had a vibe 🙃🫠 bye

Bro... On my way to work, rolling past the building where Oasis used to rehearse in the spring

recently overheard this: "everything is a win when the goal is experience" and my brain chemistry is forever changed

my enemies will perish. every last one of them

I think that punch on the nose in that Babyshambles pit cured my deviated septum

In a way, this is where I'll forever be

Terrified of aging purely cos everyone seems to lose their marbles & become extra nasty as they hit 50+ what if that'll be me 😩

I've just added a made up Oasis 2027 date in my calendar Yer girl's gotta have something to look forward to

It's not the dying 💀 It's the lack of awareness We should be panicking 😱 Some of us crying 😭 Maybe even praying 📿 Every morning I get up at 5am - destined for the grave I must change this - and so must you. The key is learning to die 45% more productively Agree? #mindset

Should've gatekept Harry harder when he was just £20 at The Garage ;(

Straight people always let u down

The cocktails at the end of the world

What's the point of business development when Edith The Machinist exists