if i saw this i would not believe my eyes

pca is simply too fast for his own good. its the only explanation

waka fawksa flame the range of Saturn and Bonfire (two all-timers, let it be known) is insane

she gotta be the broken wand ron weasley of etsy witches because whatever she’s doing isn’t working

Can you forget that I’m cringe and just focus on me being hot pls?

trying to ride the elevator from floor 1 to floor 8 and this lady gets on to ride from floor 2 to floor 3 what if i did a hate crime in a manner quite literally so profound

this dude just punctuated his sentence with “biomass diversity” loud enough for me to hear from across the street and i truly cannot even begin to imagine what that conversation was about

bartenders i was talking to became shocked when natasha bedingfield’s “unwritten” came on the speakers because they each thought the other had turned off the touchtunes meanwhile i was there grinning like a wolf because i was the one who queued natasha bedingfield’s “unwritten”

insane 4 song run. only thing that could make it more insane is if i had the aux of the bar i’m currently at (i do)

just a day in the life type beat if you feel me like that

📍fucked up and fighting for the honor of a taco bell chicken quesadilla

i cant stop laughing. what a statement

.Freezing Cold Takes

Joey Chesnut eating 71 hot dogs and then apologizing for not eating more is why he’s the greatest athlete of our generation

america’s team