Doesn't seem fair that this wildly incompetent, utterly inexperienced and possibly dishonest lawyer doesn't get a few law points for having shiny hair.

Also, #LindsayHalligan's hair blows in the wind like all the best lawyers' hair - Daniel Webster, Byron "Whizzer" White, Thurgood Marshall, Clarence Darrow, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. All had that sweet-ass blowy hair.

Here for instance is our greatest Supreme Court Justice John Marshall (after authoring the majority opinion in Marbury v. Madison) - simply awesome hair.

And this doesn't even include October job losses. Blaming the shutdown, govt says October job numbers won't ever be announced (but it's because the numbers suck). msn.com/en-us/money/ma…

Average monthly job gains: 2022: 399,000 2023: 225,000 2024: 186,000 2025 so far: 125,000 and that's not even including October's number, which is so bad you're not releasing it. Unemployment has reached 4.4%, the highest since Oct. 2021.

Vance asks for a "little bit of patience." Sound familiar? Hoover plunged the nation into Depression asking Americans "if you will have patience". Meanwhile, a taxi driver with cancer in Arizona has premiums go up from $44 to $2,600 a month.

America's dumbest president has no idea of the risks of unregulated AI (in the hands of greedy arrogant tech billionaires). Trump facilitated runaway Covid. Now he's doing the same with AI. Goon. newrepublic.com/post/203450/tr…

The US Coast Guard announced that swastikas, nooses and confederate flags will no longer be considered "hate symbols." These emblems have been reclassified as "Pete Hegseth's tattoos"

Interesting! I asked Google AI if BJs were a standard part of married life in the 1950s.

Updated Windows. Now it's giving me a 4-to-3 aspect ratio when I need 3-to-2. Complicated to change it, so I'm rotating my monitor to view it at 75 degrees instead of 90. Tech and I are having a dumb-off.

The conservative Heritage Foundation has an Election Integrity Project database with all substantiated instances of voter fraud for 20 billion total votes cast since 1982. 1,600 instances, less than one vote in a million. Not enough to change any election. electionfraud.heritage.org/search

The conservative Heritage Foundation has an Election Integrity Project database with all substantiated instances of voter fraud for 20 billion total votes cast since 1982. 1,600 instances, less than one vote in a million. Not enough to change any election. electionfraud.heritage.org/search

Republicans say Democratic lawmakers are causing discord and distrust by reminding service members to follow their oath. I think what's bringing discord and distrust is the America first movement online is a bunch of bot farms coming from Nigeria, Russia, and Iran.

Sometimes I patch a couple of holes in Jesus & friends. Should be doing other stuff. Meanwhile, AI inches towards consciousness.

While we're asking if AI is conscious, we should also be asking if we are conscious.

We're ruled by schmucks. thetimes.com/us/american-po…

Bell's Inequality: tests correlations between measurements of entangled particles, ruling out local hidden variables and confirming quantum mechanics Balls Inequality: one testicle always hangs lower than the other so they don't knock into each other when you walk.

This is a pretty good quantum mechanics/testicles joke.