The only time I have sympathy for straight men is when I try to plug in headphones on a plane and can’t find the hole.

🚨Close the loophole of A.I. recreating the voice or likeness of a deceased person. VOTE YES on AB 1836! #ProtectArtists Senator Tom Umberg Scott Wilk Ben Allen Senator Angelique Ashby Anna Caballero Senator María Elena Durazo Senator John Laird Senator Roger Niello Senator Richard Roth Senator Henry Stern Senator Aisha Wahab

I told the truth about America in an interview and ignorant white people on Twitter called me fat. They didn’t say I was wrong, they called me fat. Which I am. So what? Name calling and bad photoshop bc I told the truth? No rebuttal no counterpoint just fat. Y’all are truly sad.

43-year-old used her life savings to open a bar that only plays women's sports. She has made almost $1 million in 8 months

Jackie was the leak and Teresa doesn’t care! WHAT!?! #rhonj

I'm excited to join @1stforall at #1AFest on Sept. 28 at The Wharf, where I’ll perform stand-up and sit down for a conversation about free expression in comedy.   Spots are limited, so register for free today! bit.ly/4dXG7mU

.Dulcé Sloan is making sure Josh Johnson answers for Mark Robinson's crimes

Friend: What was your favorite 90’s boy band? Me: Bone Thugs N Harmony

Sometimes you have to wash a bra in a hotel sink.

Performing standup one time DOES NOT make you comedian. If you run down the street once that doesn’t make you a track star.

Good Morning friends! Come see me and justjatty at Cincinnati Funny Bone this Friday and Saturday! We are gonna be jumping back and forth over the Ohio/Kentucky state line all weekend. #thingstodoincincinnati #standupcomedy #blackcomedians liberty.funnybone.com

There is work that I’ve done over the past seven years with The Daily Show that I couldn’t be prouder of. I collaborated with some incredibly talented people who I look forward to continuing to work. I am now free to pursue my dream job of being a live action Klingon on Star Trek

*TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT*** Ya girl is outside once again for the 9-9 and the 2000. I’m working on a new hour and would love to share it with yall. AND I’m doing shows with @joshjohnson because y’all know my favorite thing in the world is bothering Josh. Can I come to your city?

So proud of you sis!

You make me wanna throw my pager out the window, call MCI to cut the phone pole, and break my lease so I can move.

Friends! Tomorrow! Nashville! citywinery.com/nashville/even…

Exclusive video from Texas Rep. Nicole Collier on the House floor.

They’ve tried to erase us for centuries. Didn’t work then, won’t work now. Black history IS American history.

Pickpockets of Europe! Y’all might wanna chill. Americans keep hands on deck!

“THIS IS ABOUT RACISM. If you can’t hear it from them, hear it from me.” 🔥 Texas Rep. Ann Johnson didn’t hold back about the racist Trump/Republican election-stealing maps.