That womens penalty shoot out.. omdaaayzzzz 🫣

Test match at is best! This is a classic! Woakes to bat with one hand 🫣

Finished 15th in the league, no Europe next season, haven't made a single sale so far, spent 132m on Cunha and Mbeumo and have now bid 85m for Sesko. Hey Manchester United...

Laurie It’s more likely than not that United will one day be good again. United’s banter period has still left them as the 4th most successful team in England (during that period). Newcastle finishing above United twice over 33 years doesn’t make them a more attractive option.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!

Manchester Fucking United! That is all.

I know fans of other clubs will reply saying they'll never finish 15th but no other club in England can have the season we've just had and still pull off the signings we've made and that's a fact.

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

Khamzat 👏🏼

Our third choice goal keeper is probably out best goalkeeper! Fuck sakes

A lot to admire considering the shit show last season but it's the result that matters. Still 2 players short. We need a new GK and Midfielder.

WAR CRIME!

Wowww! Cannot believe anyone from within the club is giving a green light to this! Morals of the club out the window. Selling it's soul..

#MUFC fans have been through a lot but the thought of selling Kobbie Mainoo for a manager with 7 wins in 29 Premier League games feels like the final straw. Feelings of utter revulsion.

£40m max for Garnacho is such an underwhelming and poor deal, when you compare to lesser and older players going for above £50m. Disappointing yet again on the selling front.

Man United signed Andre Onana for like £45m and League Two Grimsby are trying to shoot from corners because he’s in nets. Outstanding levels of disrespect, fair play.

You've got to laugh at this.. 😭

The most depressing factor is that just when you think it can't get any worse.. it does. Embarrassing.

Whenever you think we've hit rock bottom in a punishment for the Sir Alex Ferguson years, something even more mental happens. I'd say I can't believe this, but you absolutely can. No idea how to fix this. Don't think anyone does.

Cannot believe we've gone into the season with poppadom hands as our number 1 👏🏼