I’m still dying at this 🤣🤣 people are sick of me lmaooo

That TikTok guy who starts his stories with “so this guy” and always says “until” is my favorite person on the internet. I’m literally addicted to him.

I never thought it would happen to me but I live with a bunch of white people and they conspired with the landlord to get me out of the house because I keep to myself and apparently this creates tensions in the house

I’ve just remembered my dream job that was advertised in Nov/Dec. Just checked the portal and they didn’t even review the applications? Just closed the position. All the work I put into applying loooool

🤣🤣 I have questions about everything in lidl

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I am in this tweet and I don’t like it 🤣🤣

Is Kampala small or is the circle of people I know small? Coz if I watch one person’s snap, I know what everyone was up to over the weekend. They’re all in the same place.

I’m so tired. I need to sleep for a week.

I’m always amused when I see diaspora wars on the internet. Seen on TikTok Somalis saying they aren’t black, meanwhile most of the Somalis I meet in real life are so excited calling me sister coz I’m from East Africa. It’s only been men though so idk if it’s honest or 🤣🤣

I underestimated the cold now I’m outside with my fingers about to freeze and fall off 🥲🙃

Seen a stray dog for the first time in this country. I am surprised.

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Is there a word for that feeling when you have so much to do, but you're absolutely frozen with dread because you have SO much to do?

Perhaps something in German?

Duo Lingo ruined my life 😭🇪🇸 Duolingo

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I’m working. You guys didn’t say kuyiriba would be this hard 😅

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