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I thought The Tiger was supposed to come to Tea not lunch!

The Ballad of Tooting Common An area of London has now become my saviour With its swathes of grass and pathways For all kinds of people and behaviour There are runners - there are walkers Though I've not found any stalkers As I totter down the Common I won't tell you any porkers

The Ballad of Tooting Common - Part 2 Early morning is the best time as it still is fairly quiet, Just the joggers on the pathways - later that could cause a riot, When all the Yummy Mummies wheel their babies in their prams, Or the toddlers in their buggies ... #Covidexercise

Bless the little lambs, And the old folk with their walking sticks, Wary they may trip, It's even worse on bumpy grass, So wet they may just slip ...

Nearly lunchtime rather busy, And I may become quite dizzy, As mummies plan their picnics with blankets on the grass

One is spelt pot the other is spelt pan.

Just heard on BBC Radio 4 Today a reminder from Grant Shapps MP that "earlier this year we had a run on toilet rolls..." anyone here remember that run? Appropriate image unavailable...

"When we lose the pub we stop being British" Pub Landlord on BBC Radio 4 today

I was so nervous, I slept for a grand total of zero hours the night before the interview. x.com/GMB/status/130…

Incredible pianist

Lovin it...

It is in this house...

Hurrah! Full service in restaurant of Marcus Wareing

You’ll miss newspapers when they’re gone.

I read this book on Monday Went out for a browse on Tuesday We were reading loads by Wednesday And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday Read more on Sunday Every day is #NationalReadingDay.

Today we’ve reached the milestone of three in every five adults in the UK who’ve been jabbed. It’s really important for everybody, that when you get the call, get the jab.

Growing crisis for Prime Minister tonight as MoD sabotage operation over Operation Ark is exposed & Pen Farthing his team & animals are left at the mercy of the Taliban in Kabul Boris Johnson Zac Goldsmith Priti Patel MP Dominic Raab Pen Farthing NOWZAD #AfghanistanCrisis

Ben Wallace says he will not prioritise 'pets over people', after former Royal Marine Pen Farthing raised money to repatriate staff and animals from an animal shelter in Afghanistan. The defence sec adds the chartered flight 'is not the magic wand'. trib.al/BstHyuK

"I will be in that airport with my staff & with my animals. I just need my aircraft to be able to land." Pen Farthing responds to apparent U-turn by @BWallaceMP & Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧, who now appear to be refusing to help NOWZAD escape:youtu.be/CYSh2TMzVJo #OperationArk