Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

Tried everything, absolutely nothing doing and must have rang those hotlines 50 times!!#bringbackuaeresidents

#expatshometouae

The nightmare continues. So many calls application forms and nothing. Job lost, empty apartment I’m paying for - will probably now need to sell up and leave. Terrible treatment of residents who are helping build the UAE!! #expatshometouae

#bringbackuaeresidents Just been on the ICA website - no change to the form for returning residents. Still brings up the part of the form for family contacts which cannot be completed if traveling/living alone. Waste of time calling or emailing!!

But how did they get their approval ???

Another rejection....no reason! Absolutely sick of the authorities and the lack of honesty. Gonna get my visa cancelled now and enter as a tourist....

⁦Alan Shearer⁩ what a day. Leaving Dubai and heading back home after 15 years. Great game today at the Ranches GC with amazing friends who I’ll miss hugely and then this message was amazing, capped off a great day . If you’re ever short at Close House I’m in….. legend!!

Thanks to everyone at BSK for a great day yesterday. Ariana and the staff made our afternoon with all our great friends really special. Have to say a big thank you to the kitchen staff as well, thought the food was amazing, the sea food ‘soup’ was lovely!!

Everything you see your favourite player doing, Pelé did it first. The King of Football 🤴🏿x.com/Mfutebolistico…

Try an afternoon on the 50th floor infinity pool lounge…Aura. What a view it’s insane!

On a stags in Portugal and just arrived and I have arranged with the military police to stop the bus. There will be a buggle package on the bus and the groom is going to get the blame hahaahahah I’m best man Part:1

wtf.

Even more sickening: look from the point where the call leaves his foot, well onside, what’s the point man