#dream: *calls George* #george: hello? #dream: yo #george: yo #dream: did you get an e-mail… by any chance recently specifically from Mojang? #george: Mojang? okay let me look… *pretends to check* no #dream: so apparently… Mojang is I guess mad that I hacked in your short…

#dream: no f*cking way! NO F*CKING WAY 🫵🏻 YOU KNEW AS WELL!? WHAT THE H*LL? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? where’s the camera? WHAT THE HECK? HOW’D I NOT EVEN SEE THAT?

RESULTS #poll you voted that: Dream would enjoy being in a pop band & acoustic band, be the main vocalist, financial manager, PR specialist & marketing manager George: main dancer, guitarist, bassist, keyboardist, drummer Sapnap: enjoy being in a rock band, be the main rapper

#poll Who out of the Dream Team embodies the energy of this color? #dttwt

💚💙🧡 who’s excited for the winter? ❄️ #dteam

#george: give me a little bit. wait does it taste good? #dream: it just tastes normal yeah #g: just give me a little bit like a tiny bit #d: honestly it tastes like orange I think you’ll like it it’s like fruity #g: I don’t want the weird like drugs…

#george: why do I look so much smaller than you? you look huge! you look like a giant! #dream: well it’s cause I- to be fair you are so much smaller than me #george: I think it’s the angle #dream: okay…

#george: aye! what!? OW! #dream: I’m putting it in your pocket #g: no don’t! no they’re gonna melt! they’re gonna get sticky! STOP! #d: they’re not gonna get sticky! #g: STOP! STOP PUTTING THEM ON ME! #d: wait give me your pocket #g: no stop stop!

#sapnap: Squid Craft! uh… I’m about to run it back uh… my two cheerleaders #george: ha ha ha #dream: I’m gonna be hiding underneath the… couch #sapnap: yeah #george: you mean under the desk helping him

#sapnap: “get Serpias in tho”? nah no femboys… no furry- no furry femboys they’re banned from Squid Craft…