I kept this one quiet for a while but I will be shelling at BASSment this Friday for the last ever show alongside some real selectors!!!

Why’s that will smith eating spaghetti AI video the most hilarious thing av ever seen

He’s Ronaldinho for incels

Frank Lampard was a proper baller

Nowt on earth that fills my veins with more nostalgia than the Malcolm in the middle theme song

News article about my father who was killed by racists. He was 26, i was only 2 years old and my bro was 4. We had to grow up without him and it changed our whole lives...Look at the language used...and shits still the fuckin same

Transphobes are a joke ahahah, jus sat at the gaff pure foaming at the mouth thinking about other peoples genitals all day

Nowt gives me that summer feeling like seeing a bunch of charvas out ont crossers and quads

It’s crazy how much influence Burial’s - Untrue album still has over the current sound of UK underground music, 16 years later people are still tryna recreate that sound

So fucking long not having my studio at yard anymore not made a tune in about a year lmfao

Two Thousand and Seventeen by Four Tet is a special track, what’s even going on der lmfao

Come on the town

Absolute embarrassment of a party leader

IT'S HIM AGAINNN!!!!! 1-0 TOWN!!!! #htafc

Warnock’s the man

Dalai Lama getting cancelled wasn’t on my bingo card for this week

How are people up in arms about Bella Ramsey “only” getting paid $70K per episode of the last of us ahahahahah

On sight if I see Dalai Lama round hudds

Find it so joke that a walky talky is called that