me when I come across a good tweet but twitter refreshes

“250 word essay” “what to right” yeah time to hit the oil rig nigga

do regular dogs see police dogs and think "oh shit it's the cops"

“Tell everyone your name and three fun things about you”

What if he fell and it shattered into a brazilian pieces

Me when the samurai is suddenly behind me and is sheathing his blade

-outfit repeater - meal repeater - movie rewatcher I know what i like

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?” “Brother, not even close.”

type shit they make you drive in GTA with 8 mins to pass the mission

mid flip shirt pull is insane aura

“Bam Adebayo did WHAT????”

type of shit you gotta record or no one gon believe you

me when i get flashbacks from the corny shit i did

You know it was a bad day at work when you get home and your phone battery is still at 95%

me doing nothing the whole day bc I have something i need to do at 5pm

goodbye $300 hello 3 groceries

A poor bear is gonna eat this fish and then go the rest of its life chasing that dragon

Boy saw the play before everyone else did. Generational IQ right there