the 30 rock episode where jon hamm was so sexy people were letting him do whatever and he boiled orange gatorade to serve as tea

sick of this

Day starting out very very well

despite everything riding on this election the only thing looping in my head today is the last line of this rob classic

She’s married to a guy with three DUI’s and has a rapist son, so this makes a lot of sense

Man Wearing ‘I Vorted’ Sticker Beginning To Worry That Wasn’t Legitimate Polling Place theonion.com/man-wearing-i-…

he's doing "if you're in-line stay in line!" at 1 in the afternoon lmao

[suburban dad watching sports voice] need 270 here

Oh my god he went up by the score lmao

The consultants behind Harris’s campaign — reigning in the ‘weird’ line, bringing in the Cheneys, completely spurning Uncommitted and all the student protestors — should never work in Washington again (they will)

Pretty horrible to suddenly desperately hope Trump doesn't die because a Vance presidency will be the worst shit I can think of tbh.

“Home’s Here” is here. Insomnia, trappings of cubicle life, panic attacks at the glass recycling center, missing your friends, and no longer feeling lost after you finally make it back home 🏠. I’m so happy I get to make dope music with my best friends, we hope you enjoy it. 👇🏽

Oh wow a rich corporate consultant and lobbyist, who is now part of two failed presidential campaigns, blames nebulous “political correctness” rather than pointing the finger at himself and all his rich friends’ failures to achieve the task they were paid handsomely to do

Never Trump pundits plotting a Valkyrie-style coup but embezzling most of the funds and spending the remainder on a billboard depicting Trump in a diaper

Season 7 finale. We’re losing recipes

This doesn't absolve your sins Dallas Mavericks. Fuck you and Nico

ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, r budd dwyer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart