riding on LA busses is low-key stressful cause I watched a very scary documentary recently where the bus wasn't allowed to slow down and it had to do a jump over a gap in the highway

they're banishing me to the canadian wilderness for not being "chill" and "fresh" enough

why yes, I do take a splash of milk in my sleepytime tea

sometimes i get marketing emails from places i havent bought something from in a decade and they make me happy because they remind me of some jacket that i used to wear

beautilitarian moral system: the prettier person is always right

hare krishna and the guru's stone

about to chobani flip the fuck out

I left my home intent on getting taco bell, but on the walk there shame overtook me and I am now sat down at a nice Thai place

sorry San Francisco, the Vancouver gets the girl

what shall i do for attention

if i could fall   into the sky do you think time   would pass me by? oh...

I saw a child I haven't seen in a long time and I said "wow you're so much bigger!" and he said "you have so much less hair"