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I call this masterpiece - #WheresWeirdo It is timeless.

Y'all just don't understand what he's saying because you're beneath him. Arnold Palmer had a huge banana. Bananas are unaffordable under Kamala Harris. A 5000% tariff on huge shipments of bananas will reduce the price of bananas. Duh.

First day of early voting here in Texas. Maybe y'all are tired of seeing these tweets, but I've been voting for 24 years and I've never seen day one lines like I saw today. Collin County, TX.

These dogs...

What. The. Fuck. Is. Happening. Here?

I made a comment in someone's thread about the owner of this site. A third person, a [former] follower, quote tweeted that comment and tagged the owner of this site. Y'all, don't do that. If I want someone to see my tweet, I'll tag them myself.

I vote early for a few reasons. The lines are shorter. In Texas, during early voting, you can go to any polling place in your county. On Election Day, it has to be your designated polling place. And lastly, in the chance the txlege pulls something, I have more time. Vote early!

My son started driving recently, and of course has the latest tech. It made me remember the days of "Okay, then you're gonna go a couple miles and you'll see a Wendy's. Right past that, take a left. When you get to the car wash, take a right..."

I don't care what else is going on in my life, the fact that my 17 year old texted this to me means I'm winning and things are good.

I'm totally going to start using "weaving" as a verb to describe a speech pattern that's going off on tangents and becoming detached from reality. "Someone get grandpa his meds, he's weaving again." "Bill, chill on the drinks man, you're weaving."

Texas is not the "geographical equivalent of Fox News," Alex Wagner. Learn, then think, before you speak.

My guy was struggling with these wheels. Dude even used oven cleaner trying to get the baked on crap off. I detail as a hobby, told him to come on by. More to do, but not bad so far.

If you have boys and are curious what teenagerdom brings, this interaction sums it up... "Hey, I baked some cookies! They're on a cooling rack by the stove, help yourself." "Cool, thanks." *picks up entire cooling rack and carries it into his room*

Economy: The Biden-Harris economy and stock market have soared, even in the face of historic interest rates, while putting American workers first. Nearly $2T of untargeted COVID stimulus under Trump laid the groundwork for the inflationary mess cleaned up by Biden-Harris.

Put him on 12 hours a day for the next few days please.

I'm sold!

Y'all don't remember glass soda bottles with a thin layer of styrofoam insulation, and it shows.

Shrinkflation is bad enough, but we need to talk about seasoningflation. You know how long it's been since I've had a bag of Doritos or Cheetos that didn't suck? If I wanted corn chips I'da bought corn chips. Shameful.

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