those who hate walkable cities will never experience the simple pleasures of going to the grocery store on a Saturday afternoon absolutely rip-roaringly schwasted

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This is the mathematical inverse of Burp Castle

I complain about the guy buy credit where it’s due: Adams’ inability to operate under the radar has helped expose real corruption in NYC government and city agencies

Shout out to NYC DOT for the 4th ave bike lane; it’s still the wild west out there but it beats rinding the shoulder or the 5th Ave sharrows

Can’t accidentally say something unless you’re used to saying it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

c’mon man

I made a giant mound of pimento cheese if anyone wants to hang out and level up their cholesterol

All politicians lie but only a select few will tell you they’re gonna do it, congrats to Vance for having the courage to live out loud

If you’re not gonna tip you should at least have the courage of your convictions and hit the “no tip” button

An ad announcing a trailer for a movie which I assume is an advertisement for something else

Yes, shooting someone usually restrains their movement; in this case four people were successfully restrained. gothamist.com/news/mayor-ada…

It’s bad when some people do a thing but good when others do it. Ethics are for chumps & morals are fungible. Independently applicable rules are a bedtime story. It’s simple: just do what I say and no one gets hurt. Now put the money in the bag and you better not hit the alarm.

Return To Office evangelists are sleepist

No way this is a real rule, this is half of x dot com any given day

Run don’t walk

I cannot understand the allure of a political rally