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A woman got so mad at me for this joke bc she said it was bigoted towards redheads that she left Twitter

OnlyFans girls are also the highest paid providers of professional services in the world (unless there are surgeons or lawyers earning >$2M per month that I don't know about). And the service isn't porn per se - it's sexy counselling for lonely men. x.com/envisionedluna…

I'm no AI-doomer, but:

It's official, I won't be serving in the Senate in the 48th Parliament. On the up side, I'll have a life, although I won't be walking away from causing public interest trouble. Thank you to those who supported me and my campaign. #auspol

>a major theme of Batman is how Gotham is corrupted down to its very core >”JUST POUR MORE MONEY INTO THE GOVERNMENT, THAT’LL FIX EVERYTHING!!!”

If you’ve celebrated a birthday with one of these, you won’t be affected by Labor’s Super tax.

a dad brought his 2 young kids into work,as I did his account he apologised for their behaviour.I told him they were delightful, it must be due to his parenting &he gave me the biggest smile. Found out his a single dad,his wife died of cancer 3 years ago. SO glad I compliment him

5% of houses to be uninsurable in 5 years. 10% in 10 years. What is the housing market going to look like in 2035?

Sidenote how fucking good are these.

I've always found those 'average superannuation balance by age' a bit uninformative. This infographic is interesting. It shows the Gini coefficient increases. And the gap between the 95th and 90th percentile is staggering.

The reason why people think ChatGPT is therapy is because therapists are marketing themselves as feel good machines. Mental massage to get you recharged. So, if that’s what you think therapy is than yeah, AI is better at telling you how great you are. And it’s way cheaper.

Having spearheaded the term “toxic masculinity” and fostered a therapy culture that paints men as privileged oppressors, it finally registers on American Psychological Association that men are trailing on virtually all measures of social/emotional wellbeing. One eye-opening

reopen the brothels I can't do this anymore, I'm so deep in the trenches I'm on hinge feigning interest in some 30 year old woman telling me why she thinks the moon landing is fake

Index funds are great for the masses, but if you're rich and financially sophisticated you should be buying extremely complicated investments that will probably underperform over the long run while blowing a massive amount of money on fees so you can feel superior to the masses.

Cinema has always has always embraced actors with unconventional looks: Steve Buscemi, Anjelica Huston, Tilda Swinton, etc. If you want to watch a video where everyone looks like a cat eyed Instagram model, there's an entire industry dedicated to that. It's called pornography.

Well fuck me, the Jews actually do have space lasers. 🤣

What the fuck is this picture