She's the funniest character ever

grad school Halloween parties really were a mixed bag because on one hand nobody would just to party city and picks up a no-effort costume-in-a-bag but on the other hand you have to tolerate costumes like “reification” and “the specter hanging Europe” (etc.)

ancestors need you to lock in son

overstimulation as punishment for being too bratty ♡>>

every time

"nietzsche went to this brothel EVERY week" "infecting myself with the EXACT syphilis nietzsche got from his favorite brothel" "No antibiotics for 30 days: living in the asylum where nietzsche lost his mind"

None of them looks cool and I'm crying

i think the person wrote this deserves the death penalty

breeding like cattle?

The pure joy on her face is killing me

invested all my life savings into defense stocks two years ago and ive been living off the annual profits. viva lockheed martin! #marxism

Gramscian serial killer who uses this defense in court

The leading feature in Lenin’s speeches, as in his whole work, is his directness of purpose. His humor, too, is subordinated to that. His joking is utilitarian.

psychotically narcissistic pop psychologist who thinks narcissistic and psychopathic processes are red flags 🚩🚩🚩

this is how i turn down requests for political solidarity. aww ur friend is in solitary confinement? poor baby

are u a suicidal leftist looking for a place to die? a romantic writer looking for inspiration? a che guevara wannabe? join us.

all anarchists who disagree with platformist anarcho-communism with especifist tendencies will be sent to the gulag for reeducation 🤠 boo-yah!

when a kid bites a random person in public its "adorable" and "silly" but when i do it its "disgusting" and "a possible symptom of rabies"? double standards for trans ppl have gone too far