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Glad to see my close is helping keep print newspapers alive. Three Guardians (👀) per day and the occasional FT.

For anyone that is struggling and is thinking of getting on the sober bus.

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Three prints just hung (hanged?) - Reid, Pinter and Hurt.

Imagine working with / for this clown (clown being generous).

Poor Scottish Government doesn't even realise the helicopter is there, meanwhile Nicola Sturgeon clambers aboard.

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In the first half we were like Odysseus; hiding our ability to string the goal scoring bow to dispatch Greeks.

Innit Bruv, I don’t think the mandem like being patronised by this.

The latest Red List of endangered species worldwide lists no fewer than 48,646 species which are now facing extinction. This is higher than at any time in human history.

Some lovely and atmospheric pictures from Alastair here from The Waverley’s annual bit on the side adventures daaan saaaowf.

You're just beyond horrible, George. All that nasty, nasty bitchiness is coming back to you. I remember the first time we met in Miami, and the first thing you said to me was, "Oh, you're not as pretty as I thought you were." I was young, and you made me feel ashamed in front of

Met Peter Mullen on Sauchiehall street today. Or rather i stopped him to be a complete fan boy about his work in front and behind the camera and on stage. Delightful man.

She’s ’Yoker born and bred’.

15 seconds for the man who gave them their careers, salaries, pensions and social status. For shame. Still, no amount of the gold Sturgeon, Swinney and the rest stuffed in pockets will let them escape the judgment of history.

1st month of driving 25 yrs ago I opened my car door on a cyclist who went arse over tit. Instead of getting up in a rage he said ‘Look in your mirror next time, eh?’. Few yrs later car turned left and i went over her car bonnet on my bike. A mistake. Took the same approach.

Regularly listened to it in my bed from the ages of 16-18 after listening to the midnight R4 news. Not a clue what any of it was about. A mad world. Like a nautical Yoker.

Had a short dalliance with a surgeon who after fishing her degree at Oxford joined the navy as an officer. That she once was able to give me a full rendition of ‘Drunken Sailor’ impressed me greatly. (Answer:- place your hands on your baton and make clear willingness to use).