i wish life was all about waking up, eating mangoes and going back to sleep

342 followers and 0 'good morning mere tamatar ke paudhe' texts in my dm. shame on you all

musk and trump were good business partners, helped each other earn money and votes but if two businessmen involved in a business are not bound by an agreement with well defined clauses, greed will eventually takeover and who would not want to be the more powerful one?🕺

meri productivity ka raaz: PNC

why is he kinda-

she: he must be dreaming about me meanwhile my dreams:

might drink tonight, will reply then🕺 secret.viralsachxd.com/2e10c998a

Great month to ask that

if you use your phone/laptop/tablet without night light filter or eye comfort shield, i fear you

hehe

cold teri maa ki #*#*

i would do it for Rs.300/-

this cold istg i hate women

she was a 'matcha' girl, i was a 'maa chaa' bana do boy

who is pakistan and why is he a son of a bihch

i don't sell my nails, neither i sell my eyebrows and in a relationship i ask my girl for love and respect. my girl is my girlfriend not my mother. y'all males need to stop viewing women as walking sex toys and ok the women have probably stopped reading by now. fuck her, bro

fav youtubers ronnie and barty have parted ways, it's a sad day

me and who

ye e-girls roti khati hain ya bijlee se chalti hai?