They’ve got an expert on explaining passwords and making it complicated. Just use a password manager 🤷‍♂️ #BBCBreakfast

Literally nobody with a profile picture of an animal has made a good point about anything, ever.

Been up here in all weathers but you can’t beat days like this

🤣🤣🤣 Sheffield United, it’s happened again #twitterblades

I was supposed to be on #popmaster and Ken gets stuck on a train. How’s your luck 😂

Managed to get on popmaster and won 😂

Jesus wept, who have Sunderland and Leeds managed to pay off to get their opening games and give us ours #twitterclarets

#popmaster

Ken wasn’t happy with him massively cheating there #popmaster

The police don’t exist in a meaningful way anymore. They’ve subcontracted nearly everything to other agencies so they can hide. Traffic, nope cameras can do that. Been assaulted or robbed? nope try and get some cctv and send it in for us. #bbclaurak

What’s she on about infrastructure here? Do they have some kind of jab that removes their memory of being in fucking government? Thick cunts #politicslive

When will CEOs from #thameswater #yorkshirewater #southernwater be behind bars?

She didn’t see that coming #popmaster

Who are these two clackers #thismorning

‘Do you live in a bungalow?’ ‘No’ ‘So you go to bed and it’s high and you’re safe’ WTF? #thismorning

Might have to resort to my hooky box if #virginmedia can’t sort the shite reception

Ridiculous. Game. Has. Gone #CHECRY

Oh how I’ve missed #saturdaysocial where a load of YouTube Herberts sit around sticking Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal, city and spurs players on a whiteboard whilst talking bollocks.

I catch #newswatch from time to time. It’s basically boomers whinging about the news. Particular fan of the daft bint whining about Taylor swifts engagement being newsworthy.

‘I’ve seen jersey boys but clearly wasn’t paying attention to any of it’ #TheChase