Went past a restaurant yesterday that specialised in "Shanghai Cuisine and Sake" my brother in Christ please read ONE history book

Special capybara forces about to conduct a night raid

Who wrote this? Jean Ralphio?

No, they won't eat dirt. Instead this happens

Immediately gets killed by a loner with an AR-15

Oh my goodness!🥹

Junior doctors in England, thank you for voting in the referendum and making your voices heard. The votes are tallied and 65.97% of you voted to ACCEPT the Government’s offer. Your committee met this evening to ratify the result. We’ll be in touch soon about what happens next.

Clearly nobody wanted more Dr Lee After Dark™ cameos

To this day I still do not trust X not to fuck this up

I translated it for you because it's just the funniest dialog

Please someone get Leah from Stardew a chest x-ray.

The question was never ‘would I draw Moo Deng the pygmy hippo?’ but ‘why did it take so long?’ #MooDeng

Been getting twice daily scam phone calls in English and Mandarin lately telling me my phone is about to be disconnected. Anyone else getting these?

Oh crap

Named a duck on my Stardew Valley farm Katie Leducky after Katie Ledecky and somehow she does not swim. Now I'm sad.