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When you start at a new trust and it was all paper based at your last place

In the Japanese Anime "Cells at Work" platelets are represented by cute children running around doing repairs on the body, who look up to white cells as their big brothers. So I guess when ITP happens.....

Broke an egg on the way home from the supermarket

Me when I've accidentally drunk the Essentials Camomile Ironing Water

Me when I've successfully placed a 22G cannula in the back of the hand.

Gonna impose a tariff on surgeons by increasing the number of annoying questions about potassium I ask when taking a referral, by 20%.

God forbid a man has a hobby

How the nephrologist sees your kidney when you get crescentic glomerulonephritis

an exceedingly polite asian bespoke tailor told me he got some customers bc i mentioned him. he asked me how im able to communicate the gentlemanly craft of bespoke tailoring online. i told him i insult ppl and challenge them to fight me outside uniqlo.

Everything right now

Mods asleep, post nudes.

When you've bought the dip and he suspends the tariffs

Close enough mate, shift starts at 8:30, come to the lecture theatre for handover.