Anyone else’s Nike Jordan Concord 11s arrive with blemished patent leather?

Hey bert kreischer, is Rogan still your favorite podcast?

You Shea Serrano, where’s the Boondocks Saints when we need them?

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.Matt Gaetz looks like a human domestic violence charge.

He’s not called your son if you raised your boyfriend. He’s your... victim?

ketchup immediately degrades whatever it is you’re eating. immediately, i said.

Rep Ted Yoho is a fuckin bitch. Pass it on.

In Bob Hamilton family photo, they all look like they wish he was dentist instead of a plumber

Happy birthday Barack Obama! Today happens to be my 44th birthday. Any chance I can get an autograph?

Hey Holly Anderson 🍇 ¡BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL!, come get your boy

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Who in the fuck told Edmonds that he needed to talk more?

Why doesn’t ankiel get text during the game?

Where do you see the Heat/Celtics series going from here? Izzy Gutierrez: “Let’s ask Pablo because he’s been so right so far…”🫠 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

⁦Shea Serrano⁩ did anyone introduce you to the Bell & Ross heritage 126?

Another season of listening to Jason Garrett 🤦🏻‍♂️

Hey Jon Lovett, you should hear this Gorka clown say renaissance fair