Sips coffee and hums “Leaving on a Jet plane”…

Not to be confused with supporting hard-left politicians, and holding deeply concerning views?

Apparently that’s just dandy. 👌

Post Narinder’s minge on line? I mean would I??

And to think I let this lot tarmac my drive?

Ungrateful bottom feeders.

New series of Citizen Khan’t on the cards. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Our choice for first minister? Niki-bin-Humza. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

This is progressive Islam, a real man teaches wife to read, he does not deny her education. ❤️

I hear that B&Q are hiring….

Like a modern day William Wallace.

Every cloud etc… now Humza can spend more time with his wife…

The reality is that it was a low pitched, booming, wet, sonorous fart, a Brynn Terfal kind of fart, thus indicating he had been using his devils trumpet for sexual pleasure.

This is haram.

Good on him! Humza is not giving up Bute house without a fight. It’s God’s will! ☪️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
#HumzaYousaf

Well this is rather awkward….

Happy lesbian visibility day.

Sadiq was right to criticise the Rabbi. Mr Khan is an excellent Mayor so there is no other explanation for the Rabbi to criticise him.

There is also another issue here, since when has it been acceptable for a Jewish person to challenge a Muslim? This is blasphemy and is illegal.

I still think that my idea of making cigarettes and scratch cards edible is a better one.

What's this? A comeback via Only fans? 😷

Muslims everywhere stand with Humza Yousaf, he clearly is the victim on an Islamophobic plot. 👊

🎶 Hold me now
It's hard for me to say I'm sorry
I just want you to stay…
After all that we've been through
I will make it up to you, I promise to….. 🎶

Because they can.