Working hard or hardly working? Dan Diepenbrock

Rough day at work. Dan Diepenbrock #pumpkinrolls #babewatching

Miller Lite is composed with 4% yeast, 6% barley and 90% goat piss.

Happy birthday to Barack Obama, who was born 52 years ago today in Pyongyang, North Korea.

"Dan Diepenbrock Making out in middle of sidewalk like #IDGAF Bill So Hard " NICE JORTS, MY NIGGA

I bet blind people don't skydive because it would scare the shit out of the dog. #yeahimhigh

Perfect night for a bonfire and beer! @3rdStBrewhouse #jackdup

Fellas, if you drink Bud Lime, I promise to 'don't ask' if you promise to 'don't tell.'

Just saw a bald eagle catch and possibly drown a duck. #merica #naturerocks

Uh-oh. My girlfriend's period is on black people time.

Why doesn't the NAACP do anything about how shitty black jelly beans are?

One sentence questionnaire to find out if your country is awesome or total shit: Does your country have monster trucks? Yes or no? #Merica

Is that Bill So Hard with a stogie in his mouth? #idgaf

Fell asleep in the tanning bed today. Woke up so dark, my credit score dropped.

.Barack Obama r u dreaming of a half-white Christmas?

I'm so concupiscent girl...I like to show my pussy. Pls.. Rate me here- goo.gl/HIZT1Q