My liberal female neighbor lady just asked me what the equivalent of a Man Cave is 🤔. I replied.... "The kitchen" 🤣

Here I am finding out that AOC won't be having kids because of climate change.

Show me a meme or picture that'll make any man say.... "Hell Yeah!'

One would think Jeff B could afford a better plastic surgeon 👷‍♂️

Have you ever pissed a woman off so bad that she put a lock on your glasses?

Oh look, it's a little Diddy with Jack and Diane.

I know the LA riots are bad, but do you all know how close we were to extinction?

LET'S GO!!!😎🇺🇸🤣🤣🤣

When it's career day in LA, and your dad brings in bricks, protest signs, and a bucket of copper he stole out of AC units.

My Marine Corps brothers need these foot condoms for when they put them in LA protesters asses upon arrival 💪

My liberal neighbor pissed me off again yesterday. So I filled his leaf blower with glitter. Now his yard looks like Tinkerbell hit a landmine 💪

Goooooooood morning train wrecks. Who needs coffee or something stronger?

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Does anyone know if Kyle plans to go to LA?

Just saw Maxine Waters on TV trying to convince everyone that the LA riots are still peaceful 🤦‍♂️

Earlier today, I threw a Burger King Whopper wrapper in my liberal vegan neighbors' car through an open window. Now they're both arguing because they both think each other ate the Whopper 🤣🤣🤣

This is my chocolate lab Athena. Even she hates Gavin Newscum.

When you accidentally wash your J-Lo in hot water

Here I am with my sober friend who agreed to take me to McDonald's at 2am last night.