.Cincinnati Bengals

Missing the dawgs at MSU right about now

Nothing worse than craving certain foods that are completely unattainable bc you live in a dorm

5 fire alarms in one day is actually crazy

Being able to get baked of one 10 mg gummy is OP

Tbh I thought coke was at least gonna be low key in college… shits just everywhere

Just tipped the guy working the bathroom $10 that couldn’t have been a good move

Finally reached the mountain top Dagwood Mancini Lester B.

Hit some crazy lows recently

The rest of my day will be devoted to the NFL, a league that doesn't leave the postseason field to 26 twiddling thumbs in a conference room.

🫢💀💩

Every last one of them is coming home Dr Mantis Toboggan M.D. #goblue

Hess spotted Haram and threw that bitch to the curb

Lester delivered us to the joker 🦅

What a day Scenicpisses

Nothing lies to you more than a crystal clear piss when you’re hammered

Mosquito are Russian.

Time for bed when fart starts telling bitches his last name is Peroni

Nothing better than shitting at a bar you shouldn’t shit in