Met a billionaire for breakfast I ordered pancakes and chocolate milk He ordered a 32 egg omelette I gasped The bill came out to $957 thanks to his meal He paid with his Amex Black Platinum Gold Medallion Card I asked why he got such an expensive meal "Don't worry, I

#TACOTrump

Quick - call Reform's new DOGE team to investigate this shocking waste of council money by... er... Reform councillors standing down straight after being elected.

What a silly cnut

A reminder: Kemi Badenoch was Women’s and Equalities minister in 2022! It was her job to implement the recommendations.

Jeff Bezos has told wedding guests not to bring a gift, with people asking ‘what do you give the man who has everything?’ A tax bill would be a good start

"Dad, I'm thirsty" "Go buy a drink from the vending machine in the kitchen" Guess who owns the vending machine Passive income is too easy

Reform's first 2 ever council defences were tonight, and they've lost both of them.

Just learned a powerful lesson from my billionaire friend “your kids won’t remember exactly how many of their baseball games you went to… But they will remember EXACTLY how much their inheritance was” He went to 0 of his kids games But will leave them billions Legend!

Good ol fashioned corporate fuckery

🚨 Homeland Security confirms that Secretary Noem is refusing to follow binding law! “Nothing in this section may be construed to require a Member of Congress to provide prior notice of the intent to enter [an immigration detention] facility.” Noem is creating a constitutional crisis.

Why is Tony Diver giving a full page interview to Malhotra in the Telegraph? The self-titled "leading cardiologist" has become an antivax hero, who has to publish his papers via his own journal because they are as dodgy as anything Wakefield put out Deeply irresponsible

You only have to go back a couple of hundred years and parents - reasonably and realistically - expected half their children to die before reaching adulthood. You throw away the benefits of modern medicine - including vaccines - and you go back to that era. Children are

My kids are the same. I switch it to a prime number whenever they're not looking.

1/ My concluding post on the history of council housing in Rochdale looks at the Lower Falinge Estate, stigmatised as 'England’s benefits capital', and the sadly notorious Freehold Estate. What went wrong and where are we now? municipaldreams.wordpress.com/2025/07/22/a-h…

Were the 40 new hospitals full?

Muhammad being the most popular boys' name of 2024 is causing the twitter f*ckwits to have their predicable racist rants. I think it was the Economist that once wrote, "Islam is responsible for many great things, but originality for boys' names is not one of them"

A tale as old as time.

Last week, Reform UK launched a campaign against so-called energy “eyesores”. Yet their Mayor wants to cover Lincolnshire with fracking rigs. This isn’t about land or eyesores. It’s about repeating the line that their millionaire donors tell them to say. It needs calling out.