How did the other 80% get on?

They’ve done it again! New Zealand wins race to become first major nation to welcome the new year for a record-breaking 35th time

I genuinely think a lot about time. I also believe if I can make it through the next 10 years, I’ll easily live to see the next century.

‘Money Saving Expert’ Martin Lewis warns buying half-price wrapping paper in January for next Christmas is a gamble. “You might die in June,” he said

Remember when the winter months used to drag and drag and drag? We’re half way through January.

I can't wait for the obligatory video of Barry from Eastenders singing at Trump's Inauguration later.

Fence erectors across Scotland going for a nap at the end of a busy week next week:

Really?

I just got an email from Greg James at Octopus Energy about my bill going up in February. Glad to see he can multitask as you’d have thought he’d be quite busy on his radio show right now. Greg James

Thought for a second McDonald’s was suggesting I make a £1.50 donation to HMRC.

This can’t be real. This has to be made up? Is this AI?! How can this be real?

They say AI is undetectable and yet...

This is going as well as I expected it would.

Sigh, does this mean I need a new toaster?

I take internal complaints about the website address being branded wrong on our RDS and Dab-text very seriously.

Today I booked a 7-night cruise on a ship that isn't even built yet. #LegendoftheSeas

It’s only when you start to see conspiracy theories on a subject matter you know a bit about that you realise how wild and dangerous this place is.

Finally some good news for Scottish people.

Nice to hear Andrew Learmonth’s dulcet tones unexpectedly back on Original 106 Aberdeen today.

Taylor Swift going down the aisle at her wedding