While their hearts may be in the right place, they might need to reconsider their outreach methods.

Gee, who ever could have foreseen this? Oh wait—

Who wrote this sign?!

So THAT'S where they keep them!

Writers: do your thing. Type the words. Craft the stories. Share them with the world.

We're not like other book publishers. Among other things, we're the only one with a nuclear power plant and advanced (meta)physics laboratory at HQ, not to mention a dragon on payroll. (2/3) #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate

Don't miss the virtual guided tour—it starts today at 9:45 a.m. (3/3) #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate

Despite that Tuesday's minor thermonuclear incident resulted in only "acceptable" losses, our human resources department has decided to restrict the use of atomic recreational devices for the time being—especially in the bathroom. #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate

At Darkwater HQ, a dimensional anomaly has fused the 3rd and 5th parking floors into something outside of time and space. It's reserved for validated parking up to f̴̨̡̰͇̹̱̺̩̦͇͙̭̾̆u̸̡̳̼͇͙̟̬̤̥̩̣̤̥̔ͅͅş̵̮̄́͑̇̅̉̒͌̈́͂͌͘͘̕e̸͚̜̺͇̠͎̯̗͍͓͚̠͎̙͖̓̈́d̶̯̮̎͂̐̚͠ hours. #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate

Darkwater Syndicate is the only publishing company to have five nuclear reactors. All that power helps us bring you the best in #fantasy, #comedy, #scifi, and #thrillers. The reactors also power our onsite advanced theoretical (meta)physics labs.(1/2) #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate

Darkwater Syndicate's on-site power plants generate 1.2 Giga-Einsteins of energy annually. We'd tell you how much power that is, but the math needed to convert those numbers to something intelligible hasn't been invented yet.(2/2) #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate

Staff have complained of the lack of mass transit to Darkwater Syndicate HQ. Management are investigating alternatives. Pictured: company-funded high-speed, rail-to-space transit for the most vocal of our (complaining) employees. All trips are one-way. #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate

While excavating the foundation for Darkwater Syndicate's HQ, we encountered ancient catacombs sealing away a pocket of anomalous spacetime. It's mostly harmless, according to the interns we've sent in there who have returned alive. #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate

Inside Darkwater Syndicate's applied (meta)physics laboratory. This top-secret facility provides our staff writers a glimpse into other worlds. It's extremely dangerous and the science hasn't been hashed out yet, but it offers great inspiration. #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate

While other publishing companies might resort to a crack team of commandoes to maintain corporate security, at Darkwater Syndicate, we maintain a flock of attack geese. Thanks to them, the threat of physical plant intrusions have dropped to 2.83% #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate

Physical security at Darkwater Syndicate's HQ is important, and so is the protection of our intellectual property. That's why, in addition to NO TRESPASSING signs, we put up signs forbidding the unathorized reading of private materials. They really work! #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate

DID YOU KNOW Darkwater Syndicate is the only book publisher to house an applied (meta)physics laboratory at our HQ. It helps our writers come up with new and fascinating stories; now with an "acceptable" dimensional anomaly rate (see pic) of only 9.68% #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate

We take the break-room coffee policy seriously. 1) If you poured the last cup, make a fresh pot. 2) Failure to comply shall subject the offender to a trial by combat. 3) The loser of the duel shall be terminated, and his next-of-kin promptly informed. #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate

Meet Darkwater Syndicate's executive staff. From left to right, they are: Antonio Simon, Jr., Ramiro Perez de Pereda, Douglas Fairbanks, and Apara Moreiya. Learn more about them at: darkwatersyndicate.com/our-staff.html #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate

Thanks to the efforts of Darkwater Syndicate's applied (meta)physics labs, we have managed to produce a portable interdimensional staircase. However, it only seems to go down... #InsideDarkwaterSyndicate