And while I am on the subject, don’t be the reason somebody else needs to talk to a goon or call the support line. Be a good human being who doesn’t have their head inserted deeply in their own ass, k?

Do I sleep or keep coding through the night? #HackerLife

How excited for DEFCON are you? Are you 'wake your wife up at 3:30am to tell her how excited you are'? Because I sure am!! #DEFCON #DEFCON27

Make sure you check out some of the awesome stuff Bishop Fox is doing this week at summercamp. You may even get to meet me, which is the hottest ticket out there! hubs.ly/H0k6lX20 #StayFoxy

I feel so famous!! The thing I wrote up for the meetup is in the official DEF CON program!!

10D encryption!! Twice the D’s of the next best encryption. I defy you to find an encryption with more D than this!!

I’m excited to share that Bishop Fox has been named “Best Penetration Testing Specialists” by Acquisition Intl! hubs.ly/H0lbQQg0 #pentesting #StayFoxy

“If you use the same security tool twice without changing the settings it can make the code breakable”.... oye...

Oh hey, I'm still alive!!

So.... who all is going to summer camp?

So let me get this straight, I spend extra $$$ for the autographed tear down kit from GamersNexus and instead of an autograph from Snowflake, I get some intern with the initials of SB?!?! What is this nonsense?!?! Who is SB?!?!

Oh hey, this is still a thing.

So, apparently, my account which has been around since March of 2015... you know, with sporadic posts that clearly aren't "bot-like", has led X to believe I'm not human and they want me to interact with posts and other stuff to show my humanity...

You should definitely make sure you tune in. I hear there are some pretty cool folks hosting this, along with a bunch of amazing guests.

I FLY OUT TO SUMMER CAMP IN 5 HOURS AND STILL HAVEN'T PACKED (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻