#book comes out in paperback next week! To celebrate I will be giving you several versions of “Is it on…?” And: “I don’t think it’s working” on #instagram live this Saturday June 17th. I will then read the new story I wrote… 6pm GMT/10am PST/1pmEST #managingexpectations

#AlanArkin I’ll never forget the scene we shot for Grosse Pointe Blank but never used. You were not only the greatest, but the kindest. Rest in peace, rise in glory 🤍 #

#Love + #Hate instagram.com/p/CuKEYxoO09G/…

Elon Musk is like a Scooby Doo villain who dresses up as a ghost to scare everyone away from the theme park but forgets that his business is theme parks

I like that the three working theories for why Twitter broke are: 1.) Twitter is DDoSing itself because Elon is an idiot. 2.) Twitter is losing servers after the company ignored bills because Elon is an idiot. 3.) Twitter hopes to force people to pay because Elon is an idiot.

A lot of people are clearly worried about this latest announcement from Elon Musk, and how it will impact their Twitter experience. Well, allow me to explain in this handy thread. 1/601

Imagine spending $44 billion to pilot the Hindenburg. Defies belief really.

Can someone send me a code for Bluesky? #RateLimitExceeded

Can you believe Jared Kushner didn’t fix all this?

Calling all Angelenos! Come and see this GEM of a movie this Saturday night . Stay and ask me questions afterwards! #rhysdarby and Julian Dennison star and you can get tix here: 90.formovietickets.com:2235/T.ASP?WCI=bt&P…

I’m on the wonderful Minnie Driver’s podcast talking about anger, polyps & Jesus. Available wherever you get your podcasts. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/rob…

I have come back to say this : WALKER!!!! KANE!!!! #EURo2024

Perhaps that is the key to interacting with a platform you are no longer in love with. You talk about sport. #EURo2024 #sport ( and maybe politics? JUST kidding)

Ummm, ok, what else are we good at? #EURo2024

Driver.

#ComicCon #CelineDion 🖤

Give it a squeeze. #fullmoon #BlueMoon