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I wonder if twins ever get really drunk and forget which one they are

Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. - Dean Martin

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.

I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. - Joe E. Lewis

If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton, this way my friends will know I am missing.

“Can’t we just get rid of wine lists? Do we really have to be reminded every time we go out to a nice restaurant that we have no idea what we are doing? Why don’t they just give us a trigonometry quiz with the menu?”—Jerry Seinfeld

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? You know there’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”—Drew Carey

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”—Dean Martin

A few of us might have this feeling tomorrow, Gerry White SEO geek? Here we go TakeItOffline! Excited for the night ahead!

can't see the word 'zion' trending before humming "I'm gonna be Iron, like a Lion, in Zion" #Legend

Well they did say it's #TongueOutTuesday