🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: BERNIE SAYS BILLIONAIRES ARE PARTYING... HE’S TWEETING THROUGH THE PAIN
Bernie’s fuming after Trump’s “big, beautiful bill” passed, claiming the “very rich just got much richer” and Republicans are basically butlers for billionaires.
He says the Senate’s run
🚨😭 CRYBABY POLL OF THE WEEK 🚨😭
So many meltdowns, but only 1 crown.
Who’s this week’s Crybaby of the Week?
😭 ROSIE O’DONNELL - Called July 4th tragic, read the Declaration like slam poetry, sobbed about overthrowing the gov. America kept grilling.
😭 ELIZABETH WARREN -
🚨😭 CRYBABY OF THE WEEK: REP. JEFFRIES
🥇 WINNER: Hakeem Jeffries, for crying enough tears to flood the House floor - and that was just Hour One of his 8-hour meltdown.
He’s STILL on MSDNC ranting that Trump’s “One Big Ugly Bill” will starve kids, kill grandma, and make oat
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: MICHAEL SHANNON CROWNS HIMSELF PRESIDENT OF FEELINGS OVER TRUMP
Hollywood’s resident intensity king, Michael Shannon, just delivered a Broadway-worthy monologue about Trump, calling him an “idiot” and refusing to utter the word “President.”
“He’s not my
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: JASMINE CROCKETT IN TEARS - THE BOOGIE MAN IS COMING!
Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett is dabbing her eyes while warning that “anything that happens anywhere could easily happen at your front door,” from ICE raids to random chaos lurking on your welcome mat.
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: JOY REID MELTS DOWN - SAYS 2026 ELECTIONS MIGHT BE CANCELLED
Joy Reid is in full shriek mode, insisting it’s “insane to assume” we’ll even have normal elections in 2026 - like we’re swapping voting booths for banana republic coups.
She’s ranting that
🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: MAYOR BASS THROWS TANTRUM AT ICE RAID LIKE IT’S HER BACKYARD BBQ
Mayor Karen Bass pulled up to a federal immigration raid yelling “leave right now!” like she caught ICE sneaking the last hot dog at her cookout.
Spoiler: She has zero authority over Federal
🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT - HOLLYWOOD: “SUPERMAN LOVES OPEN BORDERS… WHY DON’T YOU, BIGOT?”
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No... it's Woke Hollywood ruining another franchise.
Sean Gunn, cast by his own brother James in the new Superman flick (because Hollywood nepotism is faster than
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT - SEN. MARKEY SHRIEKS: “REPUBLICANS ARE KILLING PEOPLE!”
“This is a red alert moment,” he howled — before accusing Republicans of literally killing people.
Subtle, right?
According to Markey, hospitals will collapse, Trump and RFK Jr. are frauds, and the
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: SCHUMER WANTS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY… THIS TIME OVER MEASLES
Chuck Schumer is reaching for the tissues, demanding RFK Jr. declare measles a national emergency.
Yes, measles cases are at a high - 1,288 this year - and 3 tragic deaths have occurred.
It’s
🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT - MICHELLE OBAMA: BEING A WOMAN IS HARD FROM HER $75 MILLION PERCH
Michelle is back, and this time, she’s shedding millionaire tears over how hard it is to be a woman in America.
In a speech that could’ve been delivered from a throne made of cash, she moaned:
🇺🇸 TRUMP: “ROSIE O’DONNELL A THREAT TO HUMANITY... CONSIDERING TAKING HER CITIZENSHIP AWAY”
“Because of the fact that Rosie O’Donnell is not in the best interests of our Great Country, I am giving serious consideration to taking away her Citizenship.
She is a Threat to
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: FIRED STATE DEPT STAFFERS LEAVE IN TEARS | SCATTER “RESIST” NOTES BEHIND
Rubio strolled into the State Department and basically said: “Pack your kombucha and go.”
Career staffers got the axe, and in one last burst of bureaucratic drama, they left behind
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: HILLARY CALLS YOUR MEMES A NATIONAL THREAT
Hillary’s out here sounding like the final boss of the Facebook mom group, demanding Big Tech snip your unfiltered thoughts before democracy keels over.
She actually said:
“If they don’t moderate the content, we
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: ROBERT REICH BLUBBERS OVER IMMIGRATION... SKIPS THE “ILLEGAL” BIT
Robert Reich is out here sobbing on X, waving around a poll claiming 79% of Americans love immigration like it’s gospel.
Cute flex, Bob, but thousands of comments quickly clarified:
“Yes, we
This is a global issue and many parts of Europe are doing worse than us.
Our measles vaccination rate is among the highest in the world.
This is just stupid posturing.
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: MAXINE WATERS HAS A FULL MELTDOWN OVER BUDGET CUTS | YELLS “KILL THE BILL” LIKE IT’S HER EX
Maxine’s ranting like Congress just canceled brunch: “17 million will lose healthcare! 12 million will go hungry!” Oh no, not the oat milk rations!
Apparently,
🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: NADLER MELTS DOWN AS SCOTUS GREENLIGHTS TRUMP’S TEACHER SWEEP
Dem Rep. Jerry Nadler’s throwing a full-body tantrum on X after the Supreme Court gave Trump the green light to slim down the Department of Education like it’s on Ozempic.
He called it an