Morbius (2022) should have had a scene where Morbius encounters some cool breakdancing teens and uses his powers to dance real good while the teens chant "Morb! Morb! Morb!"

I’m thrilled to announce that as of today I have solved philosophy!!!

On the Very Idea of Using Three Slurp Juices on a Single Ape

Plato's Socratic dialogues but Socrates goes around telling everyone that you can use three slurp juices on a single ape

last night i dreamed i invented knife epistemology. it’s about what knives know

just saw morbius! he does NOT say "it's morbin time" - that was a dub mistranslation. In the original Morbianese he says "let's get this party morbulating"

I wrote an angry blog post to make everyone hate me. On attitudes to punishment and reconciliation among leftists. sootyempiric.blogspot.com/2022/05/a-brie…

One thing philosophy shares with mathematics is the abstract beauty and perfection, Equality even, of rigorous argumentation. We're all held to the same standard in assessing our work. It ultimately doesn't matter who you are or where you're from just what department you work at.

Dying is like publication. You can't make any more changes.

So much ugliness in my feed, I’m tweeting out what’s making me happy and going well in the world. Thread

Hey just so you know "m*rb" and all its forms is actually a slur for the Morbuino people (from Morbuin Island off the coast of Croatia, pictured below) In the context of the film, "it's m*rbin' time" reclaims the slur, which uplifts Morbius but also mocks the anti-Morbuinists

Amazing how Originalism tracks the political positions of the Republican Party

Fine, we'll adopt your baby...

online discourse is kind of like that thing children do where they keep trying to name bigger numbers and say infinity plus one, infinity plus infinity, etc., except with ~ irony ~ in place of infinity

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Heidegger was a fascist. After the Black Notebooks, after the scholarship of Richard Wolin, there can no longer be any doubt. What does that mean for philosophy? And for us? Our sweeping review essay by R.K. Hegelman conducts the definitive exploration. strangematters.coop/heidegger-in-r…